搞笑句子简短英文？
以下是一些简短的英文搞笑句子：
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.
用英语说的搞笑话？
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.
I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.
I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome.
I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion.
I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing doing nothing.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong.
I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.
I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm just lost in my own thoughts.
搞笑的英语句子？
这里随便找出三个搞笑的英语句子：1. Give you some color to see see. 中文的意思是:给你点颜色看看。但是你生搬硬套的这么翻成英语，那就太搞笑了。
2. People mountain people sea.中文的意思是:人山人海。这也是一种搞笑的洋泾浜英语。
3. We two who and who. 中文的意思是:咱俩谁跟谁呀。哈哈哈，好玩不？
